How many dogs are needed to change a light bulb?
Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Border Collie:
Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.
Dachshund:
You know I can’t reach that damned [...]

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Are Pet Tabs Safe?
Pet-Tabs Complete Daily for Dogs was contaminated with 6.45 mcg of lead per tablet. This is several times higher than the amount of lead (1.41 mcg) ConsumerLab. com found to be in this product in 2007. Contaminations levels for dogs are not well defined, but FDA notes that children should not be [...]

Joke
A dog had followed his owner to school. His owner was a fourth grader at a public elementary school. When the bell rang, the dog sidled inside the building and made it all the way to the child’s classroom with him before a teacher noticed him and shoo’ed him back outside, and closing the door [...]

There’s GOOD NEWS for residents of Volusia County who need affordable, accessible spaying or neutering for their pets. Volusia County is expanding its very successful, free or low cost spay/neuter program to include all cities who pass a mandatory spay/neuter ordinance.

“Yappy Hour was held Wednesday, January 14th at Hooters and it was chilly! But they had the big heaters going on the porch, so everyone was toasty.

A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10 and 12 years of age.

The group surrounded a dog. Concerned the boys were hurting the dog, he went over and asked, “What are you doing with that dog?”

Ailurophilia means the “love of cats.”

A cat has 250 bones in his body, compared to 206 in our bodies.

The nose pad of a cat is ridged in a pattern that is unique, just like the fingerprint of a human.

My dog Homer has an ear infection and the vet prescribed some drops to put in his ears after I clean them with ear cleaner. The problem is, Homer really hates having the drops in his ears and puts up a huge fight every time we have to complete the ritual. Any suggestions?

My friend tells me I shouldn’t take my bulldog, Princess, on our boat because bulldogs can’t swim. Is this true?

The Halifax Humane Society has received a grant from the State of Florida from its sale of pet license plates that allows them to offer FREE spays and neuters for Pit Bulls and Pit Bull Mixes.